Intro

WORLD - GET READY!!!

Finally! After years of research, scavenging, interviews, accessing rare collections and archives at various museums and scholarly institutes across the world - they are finally here. Well, most of them...I am proud to present "The Chronicles of Danny Gill: Sarcastic First-Hand Accounts of the Moments that Shaped the World." I am still in the process of translating many of them, so please remain patient. Until recently, I thought Prince Daniel Allen Gill - aka The Wasteful One, The Selfish Prince, The Prince of All the Shellfish, DAGSteeler - had only attended Camp Wekeela for a very long time, as evident through his uncovered journal entries presented during the Wekeela Historian sessions. However, not only has he been at camp forever, he has been alive forever. I don't know the source of his eternal youthfulness, but in his infinite wisdom he has documented the moments that have shaped history as to inform us mere mortals throughout the course of time. I look forward to sharing his visions through my findings.

Your humble transcriber and servant of history,

Jake Haskel